There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do

By | June 6, 2011

Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from
March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five
days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one
bird

There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter
plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242
objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself

RAJNIKANTH THE
GREAT

Rajinikanth makes onions
cry.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling
Bin

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth
killing people faster than Death can process them

Rajinikanth can play the
violin…..with a piano

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn
the lights on,…. he turns the dark off

Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from
March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five
days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one
bird

There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter
plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242
objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself

Rajinikanth got his drivers license at
the age of 16 Seconds

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth
takes this as a personal insult

There is nothing like recession, its just
rajnikanth started to save money


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